fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
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If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
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MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
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Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
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Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
The drive thru lady at McDonald's asked how I was and I responded by opening the car door and throwing up all over the drive thru lane. Happy Sunday.
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