i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
This is the worst date ever. Pls kill me. No, wait, scratch that, stick to the original plan of killing Paris Hilton, I'll live though this
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
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Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
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My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
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