You work out of a Hotel?
I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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