Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
I woke up on a futon with 2 stolen budwiesers in my purse, 5 extra bucks, a sucker stuck to my shoe, one sock, and a stolen copy of the zombie survival guide
please tell me this is not legit
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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