What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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