I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
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I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
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I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
When you're all settled in, text me, and I can sorta apologize for saying that your phone can suck my dick. What I really meant to say is that your Windows phone can suck my Android phone's dick.
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
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