No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
So I'll spare the details, but I think I discovered I'm lactose intolerant. In my sleep. And you'll be needing new sheets.
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
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I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
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It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
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