I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
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