you're like a bully in the Christmas story
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
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