idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
he kept opening the car door while we were ON THE HIGHWAY and insisting he could walk. next time i drive my boss home at 3am i'm putting the child lock on
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
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