I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
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i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
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I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
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