i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
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Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
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She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
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