She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
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im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
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Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
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