is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
A Valium induced mom decided to walk into my bedroom this morning without knocking. Guess what I was doing? FML
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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