You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
My apartment stinks of burning failure
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