Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
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I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
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Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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