i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
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A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
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One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
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