You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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