You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
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