Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
I only know two things that kitchen floors are good for... sex and quesadillas that got dropped. You know, the five second rule
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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