i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
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