He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
Just puked most of my soul out..
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