If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
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Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
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I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
Real life skills section of my resume: blow jobs, food knowledge trivia, sarcasm, mascaera application, sexting, tolerance of rail liquors
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