Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
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