Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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