Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
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He started telling people I was Stephen Hawking's son. When that didnt fly he switched to Tony Romo's cousin
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
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Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
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