i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
Do you think the firemen will remember me?
Yes. But you were sloppy, sobbing, and puked on two of them. You won't get in their pants.
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
How is it that I know 4 different bartenders who won't charge me for drinks, but I can't get laid?
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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