Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
my soul wont recognize me after tonight
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
you never un-have a 4some
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
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