Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
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Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
I think a kid would responsible me up
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
So far today I've found 3.5 million dollars in savings. Pretty sure management is gonna start buying me hookers if getting laid has this much payoff
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I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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