her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
IN THE MIDDLE OF HOOKING UP, HE IS CALLED AWAY ON AN "EMERGENCY". FUCK THAT, MATT'S CAR IS NOT AS URGENT AS MY THIRST.
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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