Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Randomize
