Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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