How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
i would one night stand the shit outta him
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
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