Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
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The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
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We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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