(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
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he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
In preparation for st patty's day I finally had a shamrock shake, and I invested in an app that will apparently keep me from drunkenly texting you pictures of my tits this weekend. Please let me know if you want to not be put on the "forbidden" list!
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Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
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