i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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