yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
I'm Michael Phelps, Olympic Champion.
Are you just smoking weed? Cause that's not actually a Michael Phelps costume
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
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