Life is so much better after having sex.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
You don't make any sense
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I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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