Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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