is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
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