For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
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