Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
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