Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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