I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
That was an excessively violent trivia night
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I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
It wasn't your birthday, you weren't supposed to be the drunk one
When people keep buying you drinks at the bar because they like you, you can't say no to them
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God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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