I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
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