this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
I sign my lease Thursday, I'm about to be released back into the wild.
I'll make missing person signs.
You're a good friend.
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
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