he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
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