another moral hangover. fuck.
alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
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