I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
im six kinds of drunk right now
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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