You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
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