Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
A toast to whoever set this year's daylight savings fallback to the day after halloween, granting us another hour to detox before we pretend to be functional adults. Clearly, a partier with forethought and clear priorities. Cheers!
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
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