So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
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