So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
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I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
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Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
He sent me a 2am email the just said "Ping". Nerdiest booty call ever.
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
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