It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
Hello rock bottom. My name is Jared. Nice to meet you.
which gay bar do you need a ride home from?
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This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
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Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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