We should be called the Road Head Warriors
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat.
Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious.
We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru?
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
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