who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
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