Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
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