he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
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I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
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Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
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